Funny Sms

Read Funny Sms online and share with friends

Funny Sms reading and sharing with you friends latest new funny sms jokes




 


 

3 words can change your mood

Its funny how 3 words can change your mood

.

“I hate you”

.

“I just lied”

.

“You are a bitch”

.

But the worst is,…

.

“facebook log in error” πŸ˜€


If your wife has dual sim phone

CAUTION :

If your wife has dual sim phone, save both the number under one name: “Wife”

.

Never save “Wife 1” and “Wife 2”

.

Message from a hospitalized Husband… πŸ˜‰

 


 

special package for Business men

An airline introduced a special package for Business men.

 

Buy your ticket get your wife’s ticket for free

 

After great success,

The company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.

All of them gave a same reply,,…

 

“Which trip ?” πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

 


 

Why do husbands hold wives

Why do husbands hold wives hands in the corridors of malls??

 

?

 

Because if they leave their hand, they will go to every shop for shopping.

.

It looks romantic but its economic πŸ™‚


 

The awkward moment

The awkward moment when when your friend is arguing with their parents

and

their parents turns towards you and asks..

 

“Do you talk to your parents like this?” πŸ˜€

 


 

 

In a Coffee Shop with friends

In a Coffee Shop with friends, A man attends a call on a cell phone : “Hello Honey”.

.

Wife : Darling! I am shopping, shall I buy Rs. 100,000- worth jewellery?

.

Man : Sure Honey! buy it.

.

Wife : I have liked a silk Saree worth Rs. 20,000 Dear, shall I?

.

Man : Just one Saree is not enough honey, buy more.

.

Wife : OK Dear! your credit card is with me, I am using it.

.

Man : Sure Dear! with my pleasure.

.

All the friends ask him after he disconnected.

.

“Have you gone Mad or are you drunk? Are you trying to show us how much you love your wife?”

.

Man : “Leave everything just tell me,

 

Who’s phone is this? :-p

 


 

 

Just one step away

I am just one step away from being rich,

 

All I need now is

 

.

 

.

 

.

 

MONEY.. πŸ™

 


 

 

You are very special

You are very special to me. I am very concerned about your safety.

 

But I can’t be always with you,

 

So

 

please,take care of yourself

 

when

 

you jump from 1 treeΒ  to another πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰

 

More Funny Sms:

Page 1 – Page 2 – Page 3

 

  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •