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Interviewer: what is skeleton?
Sardar: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it 😀 😀 😀


 

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains! So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends 😉


 

Boy: How do I play the guitar?
Girl: You should be on TV for your talent 😕
Boy: Am I that good? 😀 :O

Girl: If you were on TV I can at-least switch it off 😕



There have been many time in 2015 when I may disturbed you,
troubled you,
irritated you,
bugged you
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2016.

 


A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day, you are anmol for me 🙂
but u have crack jacked my heart, because I have a little heart 😀
now I am in 50/50 position 8)


 

A Sardar goes to a Chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu, Bring this.
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Waiter: You can’t get it Sir because he is the owner of restaurant 😀


Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born and stop only when
we enter the examination hall 😕


The 1st advice of father to his son when son got his driving license
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“Remember 1 thing son if you are going to hit anything make sure its cheap”


 

When a guy does something wrong!
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Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an accident,m I didn’t mean to 🙁
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I am Sorry 😥
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When a Girl does Something Wrong!
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Boy : You lost my dog???
Girl : It was an accident, I didn’t mean to!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it, stop making me feel Worse 😕
Boy : I’m Sorry 🙁


A girl and boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching the girl,
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Girl: Dont touch me all this only after marriage.
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Boy: Ok call me when you are married.


A boy was going with his girl friend
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Friend(asked): Who is she?
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Boy: My cousin.
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Friend: Last year she was my cousin 😀


 

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