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Husband [Calling hotel manager from room]: Please come quickly, I am having an argument with my wife, she wants o jump from your hotel room window.

Manager: Sir, I am sorry but this is your personal Problem.

Husband: Dude! The window is not opening, this is maintenance issue 😀


Fake promises, Fake swears,
You have learned me in English
where u go? Where u go?
My loves band ringing
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Nahi samajh aya?
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Jhootey wade, jhooti qasmen Mujhe English mein
ratta kar. Kahan chal di, kahan chal di
pyaar ki pungi baja kar :O 😉

A girl comes late in tthe class.
Prof: Why are you late?
Girl: Sir, ek ladka mera picha kar ra tha..
Prof: To late kyun ho gai?
Girl: sir, ladka bahot slow chal raha tha :O


She text me: “Your adorable.”
I replied: No. YOU’RE adorable.
Now she likes me.
All I did was point out her typo 😛


Question: What would be the most romantic horrible scene?
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Answer: A guy is enjoying kiss with her girlfriend and suddenly she vomits!!! 🙁 🙁


Ladkiyon ki 4 Batian kabhi samjh nahi ati:

1.) Tum Baday wo ho (Pata nahi wo say kya matlab?)

2.) Mujhe tum say ye umeed nahin thi (Toh kya umeed thee)

3.) Such btana main kaisi dikh rahi hun (Ab such bata kar pitna hai kya?)

4.) I am very selfish na?? (Ab such bol do to gai bhaish pani main)


Qualities of Desi People:

1. Jab Shampoo Bottle Khatam, ho jai to us main Pani daalo ek baar aur use karlo

2. Toothpaste ko tab tak use karo jab taq usko pura nichor na lo.

3. Ghar me showcase me “China Crockery” ko sirf aur sirf Guests kay liay use karo.

4. Gold kharidna 1 gram bhi nai, par Gold kay rates ki bahot fikar rehti hai.

5. TV kay remote ko zor zor say dabaingay, usay thokaingay, par us main nai batteries nai lagian gay.

6. Kisi nay dinner party me invite kiya ho to us din, din bhar kuch nai khain gay,
taki
waha party me jee bhar kay daba kay khain.

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