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A B C D E F G” stands for:

Do u know what “A B C D E F G” stands for?

‘A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl’

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Now reverse the order can u guess the full form of ”G F E D C B A”?

Girls Forgets Everything Done and Catches(new) Boy Again.

 


Husband texts wife:

 

Husband texts his wife late night,

“I will be late, please try and wash my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”

 

A moment later he sent another text,

“And I forgot to tell you, I got a raise in my salary at the end of this month I am getting you a new car”

 

She texts back, “Really?”

 

Husband replied,

“No! Just making sure you got my first message”


 

Don’t copy if you can’t paste:

 

A famous inspirational speaker said:

Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife

Audience was completely silence,

He added: “she was my mother

A big round of applause and laughter,..

 

Husband tried to crack this at home. After a dinner he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife

Stopped for a moment trying to recall the second line of the speaker by the time he came to his senses, he was on a hospital, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: Don’t copy if u can’t paste!


Who is Lecturer:

 

Teacher(to Student): Can you define who is Lecturer?

 

Student: A Lecturer is a person who has stupid habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.


BITCH stands for:

 

You are a “BITCH

 

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Hilarious

 

Are u smiling right now?

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*YOU BITCH* 😉


Elephant and Mercedes:

 

What happens when an Elephant sits on the Mercedes…..?

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Well, everyone knows

“The Mercedes bends” 😉


Air And Student:

 

Air and students have same habit

Which one?

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They both turn book pages without reading them. 😀


Before And After Marriage:

 

Before Marriage:-

 

He: Yes! At last it was so hard 2 wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over, …

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even asking!

She: Will you go on with me on picnic?

He: Every chance I get!

She: will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy? I’m not that kind of person!

She: can I trust u?

He: yes!!!

She: Darling!

 

After marriage…

Now simply read this message from bottom to top


Boy And Girl:

 

Boy: I Love You…

Girl: Hahaha

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Boy: I won’t live without you..

Girl: Hahahahaha

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Boy: I will die for you..

Girl: Hahahahahaha

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Boy: I will gift you a diamond Ring..

Girl: Promise?

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Boy: Hahahahahhahahahahahaha 😀


Advices For Married People:

 

Two wise advises for married people:

 

Never laugh at your wife’s choices ( You are one of them.. )

 

Never be proud of your choices ( Your wife is one of them… )

 

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